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Barolo
Ett vin ska ha bra alkoholo
Först då blir det lite frivolo
Och gärna ifrån Piemonte
Det vet ju var vintokig tomte
Men om du vill höja en skålo
Passar det bäst med Barolo
Sicilien
Om du vill åka bil igen
I väldigt många mil igen
Och dricka vin med stil igen
Då ska du till Sicilien
Men om jag kan få bestämma
Borta bra men bättre hemma
Njut din klapp, den underbara
Hemma bäst du slipper fara
Zinfandel
I dag gick jag in i en grönskyltad handel
Jag gör det rätt ofta på grund av min vandel
Där fann jag din klapp som en risgrynsgrötsmandel
Jag fann den på hyllan där det stod zinfandel
Rhône
Dyrbart vin från Rhen och Rhône
Kan ibland va som ett rån
Men nu ska du få en klapp
Tacka mig för att du slapp
Köpa ut en läcker vinare
Hoppas allting nu känns finare
Australien
Här kommer klappen ifrån Australien
Där är det sommar och gökar som gal igen
Nog har jag undrat uti mina stunder
Har tomtarna solbrillor nere down under
Champagne
I franska jordar odlas viner
Fast det är kruttorrt och solen som skiner
Men vad gör det oss här julkalla norr
ifall din champagne har blitt lite torr
Bubbel
Vad kan vara i klappen du får
Ja du kan undra och klia ditt hår
Snart är det slut på allt detta grubblande
Här i paket finns det nåt bubblande
Portvin
I kalenderns sista lucka
Fanns det någonting som klucka
Undrar du vadå, vadå?
Kan det vara en Bordeaux?
Nu en ledtråd ska du få
Den kan ge dig portvins tå
Vin
Vin i flaska eller låda
Varför välja, gärna båda
Viktigast ändå är glas
Annars blir det riktigt knas
Pinot Gris
Jag kan inte låta bli
Rimma på en Pinot Gris
Fast så märkligt på nåt vis
Stavas det precis som gris
Rom
En gång föll det romarriket
Kanske kändes det besviket
Men i dag finns rommens rike
Detta land har ingen like
Aperol
Vem vill inte drinkar hinka
Till och med till julens skinka
Men vad spelar det för roll
Det är gott med Aperol
Franskt vin
Franska viner, franska kort
Franska kyssar, ge mig fort
Franska viner saknar like
Länge leve franskans rike
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